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Parody of Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield. Backing track by Recisio
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Vocals by Emily Miller, lyrics by Jeff Reuben

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Tue Feb 08, 2011
Comedy : Parody
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About the song
Dedicated to everyone who decided we're not good enough to be one of their 5000 friends. Especially the ones who didn't bother to tell us.
Lyrics
I've been unfriended, taken off-line, thought we were fine
Don't like my status, the flame has been fanned, so now I'm banned

Fed up losing to me at Word Twist
Five hundred eight times in a row
Let me help illuminate the words that you could not find

Poking you every seven minutes
Leave crude and real stupid comments
On all your posts and photos
Blocked me from your fan page
Guess I'm not good enough to be
One of your five thousand friends
Not in your mafia
Burnt down your barn in Farmville
Cooked all your livestock for dinner
Stole the rare parts that you needed
Wouldn't share the golden barn door
So now I've been unfriended

Oh … hide … block

I always sign off, when you say hey, I can't talk today
I've got opinions, none of which you like, so you said take a hike!

Angry I broke up with your sister
Sorry, but I had to ditch her
I joined the group "One million people who think you are lame"

Sent you like fifty seven quizzes
"Which Glee character might you be?"
"Which Disney Princess are you?"
"What fungus best fits you?"
We don't really know each other
Why are we friends anyway?
No one else, no one else
Can stand my status updates
"Now I'm going to the bathroom"
"Wow look at the size of that thing!"
"Scratched a scab off of my bunion"

Posted pics of my butt
No one really needs to see that
Made a fan page for my cat
Curse too much, grammar sucks
Forward you all of my spam
Log out everytime you log in
Hide the comments you've been posting
Don't reply when you chat with me
So now I've been unfriended

Tagged you in those photos from Vegas
Where you hooked up with the stripper
And I posted video and sent it to your mom

Don't want to have documentation
Implying that we are real friends
Stop sending invitations!
Lost your chips in poker
Think I cheated at Bejeweled
Cause you can't beat my high score
We don't talk, I just stalk
Clicked "Like" on all of your posts
I downloaded all your pictures
Privacy settings wide open
Today is when the ban begins

I sent gifts and requests
I know that you must receive them
Just don't like me anymore
No one else, no one else
Wants to hear about my new rash
Said your new haircut looks lousy
I TYPE EVERYTHING IN ALL CAPS
Today you're purging your friend list
And now I've been unfriended