This is a song about life in the hood. the burbs hood, darlin'. It ain't easy being a SUV drivin gangsta. Maybe get a blister on your little finger, maybe get a blister on your thumb. Feel our pain.

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We realized that inside our placid white exteriors seathed angry black muthahuggers. We had to let them out, or we would die.

White Guy Rap

Took da Town and Country to get it pimped out
Brand new radials, steel belted no doubt
Got Kenny G blowin' on da cassette deck
May be a tad loud, but what da heck

On weekends I just putter about
Give my woodshop a big shout out
I got a riding lawnmower to cut my grass
Got some rocks and shrubs to add class

Byron Elliot Shelly Yeats
Bustin out da rhymes like da Furies and da Fates
Keepin it old school
Da party never waits

Adkins Moosewood Cuppa White tea
Charity soiree film society
Mahler bust a phrase at da symphony

Got da kind rhododendron in da lavender blue
Pedigreed AKC Shi Tzu
AARP if ya ready to rock
Cruise ship REI Volkswalk

Got a 'pointment at eleven
Gonna pop a Botox
Take my posse to da spa
Chillin unda hard rocks

Got a Admin Assistant
She a MS Office ho
Gonna take her out for sushi
Till she can't take no mo

Starbucks Grande half caf skinny
Shopin for da shorty found a bear named Winnie
Mall bling bling and big box too
Got a JD got a license to sue

Community gated
Da sex is PG rated
Da party is catered
And da workin class is hated