The ramblings of a collector of screen doors.

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I wonder.

oh, i just go around all day
these people, they got these screen doors and stuff and
well, they just throw it away
me being the...
an incurable collector just have to have them
so i collect screen doors
i've got lots of them
really like those ones that have the neat little designs
on the front there that they hook up to the frame and all that
and i gotta couple buffalos
and the rarest one i got in my collecton is a giraffe
and you don't see too many people that have
screen doors with a giraffe on it
you know what i mean?
what can i say?
this is what i do
you gotta have something to do in life
and i collect screen doors

the screen door collector
has come to take away your screen doors
the screen door collector
is on a mission to gather all he can
the screen door collector
a life consumed by madness
the screen door collector
you know what i mean
you know what i mean