Father Richards got drunk and piss and shit himself in the confession booth again

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This is a tribute to all of the Plastered Pastors out there who pay homage to thier God and thier drunken habit

He got drunk last night and beat his wife
Today is sunday time for his superficial life
Preach the word of God pass the plate in order
Buy a fifth to cure the neverending hangover

Plastered Pastor
Vomits in the Church of Christ
Plastered Pastor
His wife is going to end his life

He took a dump in the confession booth
Because he got diarhea from captain morgan
His wife is planning his fake suicide
She couldn't do it because he lied and left for vegas

Plastered Pastor
Vomits in the Church of Christ
Plastered Pastor
His wife was gonna end his life