I'm not really drunk (honest...)

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It's amazing the conclusions people jump to.....

Verse 1:
I may get tipsy every now and then
But I don’t push it past my limit
I epitomize sobriety and self-control
Verse 2:
So if you see me dancing on the bar
You must have me mistaken for
Some other idiot who’s taken too much alcohol
Chorus:
Don’t be misled by the way I walk or talk
I’m not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am
Verse 3:
And if you catch me mooning all the girls
You must be seeing my twin brother
They let him out occasionally on Friday nights
Verse 4:
So if you see me walking in the rain
It’s not because I’m drunk at all
I remember just exactly where I left my car
Chorus:
Don’t be misled by the way I walk or talk
I’m not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am
Verse 5:
And if I’m wearing a great big stupid grin
It’s just because I’m so happy
That all the girls that once were fives are
Now assuredly tens