Boy meets girl...marries girl...div0rices girl. Girl goes to court...court says "pay". Uh oh...

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Well....you fellas who've put 'ex' next to wife know what i'm talking about. But it's really more than two cents a month. It's more like 350...i just tape two cents onto the top o that check each month, as a lil reminder and token of that this is the feeling of many a veteran of domestic demolition and court de-c0nstruction of an ill-fated bliss....

If I had a dollar, for every time
that I tried, to get you off my mind
I'd donate my first milliion
to the heartbroken and blue...
and portion out the rest
in this testament to you....

Two cents a month, for the rest of your life
don't spend it all at once
if you ask my advice,
Two cents a month, I intend to sacrifice
Two cents a month, for the rest of your life.

We spent twelve long years, and it sure was nice
but it would've been better
had I left you at five,
but I'm a decent fella, and I won't abandon you
so have a seat, cause here's the treat
that I've got planned for you...

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You never had a problem...speaking your mind
you always threw your two cents in
well darlin', here comes mine
(count em'...one and one is...)

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