PUT ON YOUR BEERGOGGLES! All of the evil of alcohol aside, this song was written to praise one of its lesser known virtues....

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I wrote this song to entertain all of the drunk frat boys and sorority chicks in Pacific Beach who finally start seeing the beauty around them after they down a few brewskies.....

My beergoggles are on too tight
Would you like to spend the night?

Grandmother would be moritfied
everybody's drunk
put on your beergoggles baby
now everyone's a hunk

it's like a magic spell
It makes everybody pretty
it'll turn a frog into a prince
and make a boring person witty

sweeter than the forbidden fruit
clap your hands and stomp your boots
get into your birthday suit
no one here will give a hoot

this is the end of the ugliness (4x)

My beergoggles are on too tight
Would you like to spend the night?

when you think you're really beautiful
it's like a dream come true
but it feels even better
when you think everybody else is tooo

so put on your beergoggles
paradise is a state of mind
when you lose your inhibition
You never know what you will find

(chorus)

You are beautiful
I feel beautiful too.