Celebrities ain't what they used to be...

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FAME AIN'T SHIT
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Celebrity reality all around
I sit, get pissed off, and write it down
Used to be the only thing to watch was BBC
Now there over 100 channels on my TV
its the curse of the modern computer age
quality stays poor, while the poor get paid
well back in the day this sh*** didn't exist
let me break it down a little like this
now i'd like to punch cunts like Kirsten Dunst
leave her f***ing bleeding like that time of the month
Halle Berry, like to bury her in the cemetary
hook up with her daughter, and pop her f***in cherry
Pete Doherty was in the club last night
love to burn the motherf***er with his own crack pipe
then hook up with Kate, snort lines and do it doggy
then she can lick my bollocks like a prossy
You'd never see Brian Dehhney acting like a bi***
same with Bobby hittin whitney Houston with a stick
now its heroin chic and frog ringtones
used to beat myself off to photos of Grace Jones
all the pussy got juicy at the sight of Gary Busey
Even MJ had em drippin profusely
When BAD dropped, Chevy Chase was sittin on top
Stallone in Cobra, was the top wop cop
Keanu Reeves can't act, Matt Lucas has no hair
Richard Pryor was a better stand-up in his Wheelchair
Reece Witherspoon - ugly as sin
Gigantic Chin! Bigger than a wheelie-bin
Years ago I was hard for Cyndi Lauper in a thong
its wrong that we got monsters now like Charlize Theron
Like that bony, hollow eyed, skeletal J-Lo
Scarlett Johansson? - another pig-eyed ho
and Liz Hurley who wouldn't get down and give a blow
What happened to good looking women like Flo-
-Ella Benjamin, she'd send you into multiple nuts
these day they're all attitude and tight butts
Celebs are now tossers like Sean f***in Bean
Used to be t-bone now its lean cuisine
Stars used to have big cars and cigars
now its all prius's and no-smoking bars
used to be gettin paid now its fair trade cartons
like to chuck a hand grenade at chris martin
so f*** special features, f*** the crunk scene
f*** music for teens, f*** celebrity magazines
f*** introspective raps that don't uplift me
f*** homo fat double-chinned freaks like 50
f*** g-unit, f*** kirstie allen, f*** seal
f*** sarah michelle gellar f*** anna f***ing friel
f*** chavs and happy-slappin'
they'll be pappin' their pants when they hear their bones snappin'
f*** tom cruise, never made a film i've liked
same with angelina jolie, f***in dry boxed dyke
f*** the internet and all the internet MCs
f*** these thick motherf***ers who are buying degrees
f*** everbody making loot on bullshit fame
at the oscars and the grammys i ain't hearing my name
all i see is shite actors and in addition theres
anorexic f***ing models and nellys f***in there!
if that plaster wearing fool is an award winner
i'll be yakking up my motherf***in rarebit dinner