Short and simple (which is what Garden Gnomes are), our ode to Zachariah & Ezekiel Toadstool, Brothers in the Pom Pom Hat

Let's just say, the band's name probably gives some indication ....

Glowing bright, flowing white
Is the stream at the bottom of the garden
Garden gnomes with no flesh and bones
Everybody buys them
Garden gnomes with no flesh and bones
It’s the same wherever you find them
Gnomes are everywhere,
They’ve even made it here,
Don’t you see them standing there?
Gnomes, gnomes, gnomes, gnomes,
Gnomes, gnomes, gnomes, gnomes.