The favourite parts of the female form as related by The Almighty Ughnauts!

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This song was recorded as a reunion of sorts for The Almighty Ughnauts! It was recorded for the bonus EP compilation that is downloadable for free from the Hand'Solo Records website (www.handsolorecords.com) by inputting the secret pass code found on all copies of the Cock Dynamiks CD.

Each verse is about our particular favourite part of the female body: ass, tits, and vagina.

"Sukebe" is Japanese for pervert, if ya didn't know...

Verse 1 (Mic Wac)
I'm in my robe
Whip in hand
She's on her knees begging please
So I do what I can to appease
Poking the red eye with the tip to tease
Pull on her hair
Calling out sleaze
Grease up the buttcrack
She's pinching, dripping wax on my nutsack
Spanking pink, yellow, red, white, chocolate and black
A couple a smacks on the cheeks and the sting'll last for weeks
I like the way your panties creep up your hungry butt
And the handlebars poke put the top saying, "yo whats up?"
From the ass to the mouth and the mouth to the ass
Put your lips on my butt and I'll give you a pass
To my ball mass
Where I cook up my brew
That I spew all over you and your crew
When I'm through
Attacking from the rear
I made it my career
Walking down the street I'm the freak that likes to lear
At the jigglin masses of asses
No need to fear
mic wac be an assman but he ain't into queers
I like flat butt, bubble butt, wiggle butt, big ol' butt, teen butt and what
the hell
I'll take on the stink butt
Just as long as you rub it all over my salami
Cuz Mic Wac likes moons over his hammy
So strip off the thong
Take out the anal beads
Hard and long
Its time for your twelve inch feed
Work it in all the way nice and snug, slug
Come prepared with your butt plug
I stick it in only once
But you ain't gonna sh*** right for a month

Verse 2 (Da Boobie Regulator):
Breasts are the best when they come from the Midwest
'Cause they are dressed with honey-oil zest
It's a common request by the obsessed
Suck on the breast like a quality control test
We must select the biggest war chest
Launch our missiles in the hornet's nest
And best explode all over her breasts
Even if her bra's a bullet proof vest
I've forced the jugs from being oppressed
Refill my weapon from the ammunition chest
Fresh, you're resisting arrest
I close the gateway to the west
You guessed on the intelligence test
But a chick with no tits is an unwelcome guest
The Boobie Regulator is so unimpressed
Take the myth and lay to rest
You know me tit man self-professed
Grabbing fun bags as if I could resist
Squeeze the nipple yeah that's the best
That's what you do when she's undressed
Bang the boob like she was Mae West
Stick the sausage in between the crest
Show the globe that you have transgressed
The Boobie Regulator always wears his Sunday Best

Verse 3 (Doogie Howitzer):
Hey...
Breaker-breaker
Cum in the baby-maker
A common penis-taker
With venus vapour in a juice box
A clam caper could seduce cocks
And when the sluice shocks
I produce vox
Bald or with a few locks
Even hirsuite
Hers suits
Cuz it rocks if it's fluffy
And moot if it's scruffy
In pursuit of the muff, see
The pussy gets Puffy
Like it's Ami-Yumi
If you knew me
It's a must see
Cuz I'm crusty
With my pole in position
I think I've gone fishin'
Stink's the condition
Sugoku kasai, where you multiply
I make the incision
And an alibi, the decision:
Snatch the snatch
It's the day's catch
Eschew the fashion chat
Police report
And you badge that
So I sport my brand new vag hat...