Hiphopchampionship.com tournament. Round 1

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Let me tell you lil sumpin bout this wannabe hoodlum
He dress in all black to claim that he's a true thug
And this a true story where he got his name from
His mother saw his face and said "Oh It's gruesome!"
Tried to get a job but his ass was too dumb
So he stuck under table like chewed gum
Then he saw that Eminem started selling records
And thought "Hey if he can do it then maybe I can"
So he swore himself in and raised his right hand
It's been years and you still ain't made a nice track
He sent his demo off and they gave it right back
So he tried to find better ways to act black
Understand muthaf***a you just a knock outt
And you'll never get signed, we already got Paul Wall
You're all soft all attempts just don't work
And you wouldn't be grewsum after a growth spurt
This the cha cha slide, n*** step to the side
Cause illogikul is here to take your rep and your pride
Now your ass traumatized for the rest of your life
Wack ass bi***, I ain't got respect for your kind
I think it's time for you to die now
Only thing thicker than your neck is your eyebrows
He prolly think he ain't white he just light brown
Nigga lie down, f***a, cause you ain't no threat
Just cause you don't smile in pics don't mean you pose a threat
And I can tell by the way that you take a picture
That it ain't no lie that Em's your favorite person
But you 70 mile so you the upgraded version
This about time that your whole world ends
The only big things you doing is your fat girlfriend
Cause that's the only type that'll get withy ou
You b-boppin sperm drippin, homosexual
I got this kid shook, like he was fiendin for crack
Well since you grewsum, I'm here to clean up your act
And you don't get no pussy son keep on frontin
I'd say I get a hundreds times more girls than you
But a hundred times zero equals nothin