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Went to the neighborhood library, checked out a Bible commentary. Now, I'm in violation of library regulation.
The book is waaaay overdue and I feel like a total zit. I might as well just say, "Hey, World! I'm a big, fat, hypocrite!"

Thinkin' to myself, "Gol' durn it!" while I stand in line to return it. Shellin' out the fine just fine, but I think I'm getting looks...
I've turned the library workers into the library smirkers. I love the Lord, and I don't return library books...

and I say, "Hey! If you're gonna claim His name, be wary. Make sure you don't have an overdue Bible commentary."

Obviously failed in my duty to do WJWD. Already targeted, despite what I do, (don't need to give the world bullets, too.)
The book is waaay overdue, I gotta be a little more alert. I just realized I'm wearing my "Real Men love Jesus!" shirt.

Fish on my car, (parked at the bar,)

Cross on my check, (just bounced it...)

Hey! If you're gonna claim His name, be wary. Make sure you don't have an overdue Bible commentary.
And I say, Hey! If you're gonna claim His Holy name, be wary. Try your best to never have an overdue Bible commentary.

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