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Pickle clams

I was walking in the rain
When I had a crazy thought about losing my brain
Hey whats there in that tree
It's a baby pickle clam staring at me

Pickle clam
They dig in the sand
But how could I explain such a chitin abnormality
I found one once
They're unseen by man
I could never look at such a clamulor calamity

If the clam was in my hand I'd offer him some flowers
I wonder if the chivalry reciprocates to me

I was swimming at the lake
I found a pickle clam but I thought it was fake
But as the wind blew south
I found this little creature didn't own a mouth
Yet it whispered in my ear
"I want to take your brain"
It confirmed my fears

Pickle clam
They dig in the sand
But how could I explain such a chitin abnormality
I found one once
They're unseen by man
I could never look at such a clamulor calamity

Pickle da clam da clam da clam pickle
If you want to catch them all than you can't be fickle
Cause you're in the door jam toe jam no way
Whistle while you work and spazatron in the clay
Hamburger patty with a wreath and a boom box
Jumpin' a volcano and we'll feed you lemonade
You got it made it's in the bag you nag your neighbor for more
Gotta rip it to shreds we're chanting off with his head
Hey kid you know a pickle plus a clam is a squid
Now the garabage can is full and we've got to close the lid
Hermit in the woods flowers and a yin-yang
If you see a pickle clam you'd better get out the way


Pickle clam
They dig in the sand
But how could I explain such a chitin abnormality
I found one once
They're unseen by man
I could never look at such a clamulor calamity

It didn't have
eyes or tears or
beard or feet or
heart or beak or
tail or skin or
brain

It didn't have a brain
It didn't have a brain
It didn't have a brain

And it ate my brain