Parody of Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone

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Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
If he asks just say, "NO WAY!"
Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
Cause he'll slur all his dipthongs
Won't be prime
When he's on stage

Monday shooting in Hong Kong
Got three lines that he must say
Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
Cause he'll miss his palindrome
Screw the time
And the segue

Big wino, wino, wino, wino,
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino
Wino, wino, wino, wino

You can play the 'Gorilla Song'
But don't serve moonshine to King Kong

Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
He'll attempt to do ballet
Don't serve moonshine to King Kong
Become huge disaster zone
Like last time destroyed Taipei

Made us sing 'Happy Birthday'

And of course he had to play

Bongo drums destroyed Taipei