Parody of The Little Drummer Boy

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Hum they told me
And so I must hum
I have an ugly voice
And so I must hum
And I don't know the words
And so I must hum
It seems I have no choice
And so I must hum
Hum till I'm numb
Hummy, hum hum

So to annoy them
I stick out my tongue
When I hum

Joined the choir
They told me to hum
And when I feel inspired
Remind me to hum
They hid my chorale books
And so I must hum
They give me dirty looks
And so I must hum
Hum till I'm numb
Hummy, hum hum

Shall I sing for you?
Would you like that some?
Or just hum?

Singing lessons
They still make me hum
She'll give me failing grades
Unless I just hum
My teacher plugs her ears
And tells me to hum
I practiced for two years
She still makes me hum
Humming's no fun
Hummy, hum hum

Others get to sing
I wonder how come
Me, I just hum