An outrageously funny, spooky-sounding song about what there is to fear when 100 million women hit menopause.

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Motivated by my reaching mid-life.

As we start the millenium a lurking fear
Is gripping mankind more each year
A growing phenomenon that some insist
Strikes terror in the hearts of the terrorists

It's The Change
A hundred million women going through The Change
It's weird, feared, scary and it's strange
Women going through The Change
The Change, The Change, The Change

Will it be as bad as people guess
Like 24/7 PMS
We're acting cool, collected and calm
But when those hormones drop, will it drop a bomb?

From The Change
A hundred million women going through The Change
It's weird, feared, scary and it's strange
Women going through The Change
The Change, The Change, The Change


We've set up an arsenal of remedies
From hormone replacement to wild yam cremes
To stop the global warming we're sure to see
When they all hot flash simultaneously

From The Change
A hundred million women going through The Change
It's weird, feared, scary and it's strange
Women going through The Change
The Change, The Change, The Change

Women going through The Change.