Satirical upbeat song about plastic surgery.

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Inspired by Cher and the plethora of ads for Botox and liposuction.

At sixteen, back in school
My big nose wasn't cool
The kids were mean and nasty
So my folks got me rhinoplasty

(CHORUS)
I'm a totally natural woman
What you get is what you see
A totally natural woman
…With a little help from surgery

When I hit twenty-four
My chest was still flat-as-a-board
Now my cup's a D
It all belongs to me
I paid…I own
The silicone

(CHORUS)
I'm a totally natural woman
What you get is what you see
A totally natural woman
…With a little help from surgery

After childbirth, it's a fact
Your figure doesn't stay intact
But I changed my luck
With a tummy tuck
And Doctor, while you're there
Raise my derriere

(CHORUS)
I'm a totally natural woman
What you get is what you see
A totally natural woman
…With a little help from surgery

Now Botox™ smooths my brow
And lasers wipe the wrinkles out
I've got liposuctioned hips
And collagen lips
In a permanent smile
From a full face lift

(FINAL CHORUS)
I'm a totally natural woman
What you get is what you see
A totally natural woman
With a little bit of help
We all could use some help
…With a little help from surgery.