Don't worry, there are no bad words in this song. It's just filled with many blatant puns of a certain nature. Guaranteed to get a smirk out of you!

» highest in charts:   # 167   (19,238 songs currently listed in Comedy)
» highest in sub-genre:   # 75   (9,560 songs currently listed in Comedy > General Comedy)

This is actually the sequel to the well-unknown hidden track "F*** Me, Cheryl" from an earlier album of mine. There's a long story behind both of the songs, but I won't get into them just yet.

I got the girl I would never have picked,
Since all my chances were too slim to constrict.
But she could head in ways I couldn’t predict.
I thought I had her pegged, but she’s got me licked.

Oh, Wendy. I find I don’t understand
How you’ve got me beat, when you’re goin’ down.

She has quite the sharp tongue, but every thorn has its rose.
And it’s her on her knees when it’s me to propose.
I’ll catch disbelief at all her passionate throes
And, among other things, it’s my mind that she blows.

Oh, Wendy, should I make a request or demand?
Blow me, Wendy. I came at your every command.
Blow me, Wendy. I find I don’t understand
How you’ve got me beat, when you’re goin’ down.

Our relationship sucks, and that’s the reason I gloat.
But she decided to dump me, or so that’s what she wrote.
I made her swallow the pride. I can’t break up with a note.
She tried to spit out the words, but they got stuck in her throat.

Oh, Wendy, should I make a request or demand?
Blow me, Wendy. I came at your every command.
Blow me, Wendy. I find I don’t understand
How you’ve got me beat, when you’re goin’ down.
You’re hard to defeat when I can’t see you frown.
Blow me, Wendy. Blow me, Wendy. Blow me, Wendy.

©2004 Brian Michael Weidemann all rights reserved lyrics reprinted by permission
www.worldbri.com