A Rap Bush Biography

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We made up the Title as a joke then had to write the song.

My daddy bought me out of the war
Said it wasn't worth me fighting for
Got me a gig in the National Guard
Said I wouldn't have to work real hard

The man with the list said it wasn't my turn
But daddy said he'd make him burn
Then when my daddy became president
He let the Saudi's pay my rent

Ole Sadam he rolled out of a hole
And tried to take Kuwaite gold
That's when my daddy stepped in
The deep and true Saudi friend

But they went and voted my daddy out
He shoulda been king without a doubt
Dug our Country in a hole
For the sake of Saudi gold

Tucked all that Saudi money away
To make me president one day
Sadam knows I'm gonna get him
After my daddy let him live
He bombed my daddy
and I'm president now

He bombed my daddy
I got a big army

He bombed my daddy
UN can't stop me

He bombed my daddy
A little Texas justice

He bombed my daddy

He bombed my daddy