“Breakfast with Condi” is a satirical song that examines Condoleeza Rice's demeanor while testifying at the 9-11 Commission and also develops a romantic relationship between Ms. Rice, a staunch Neo-Conservative and a left leaning “dove.”

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I never really knew how distractive you were
Till I watched you on the tube as you testified
I think the reasons clear
Why you're always by his side

All the papers say
That you dropped the ball
Still you claim you had no clue at all

Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi
My life will never be the same…

I know that I’m a dove
Yet I’ve got to see you
I’m hopelessly in love With a Neo-Con
I know a quiet spot where we could spend some time

You can open up to me I won’t tell a soul
About you covert policies Of terror control
And I don’t really mind that you're lying all the time

Now the papers say That you’ve hit a wall
Who'll be there to catch you when you fall

Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi

Mmmm, now that's what I'm talking 'bout
Let yourself go girl!
What was that? You want me to be your lapdog?
I knew you liked to dominate but this is more than I bargained for! Oh my God!!!!

Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi
Breakfast With Condi

I never thought Rice could be this nice
She never made love to a Dove…