A B-52's punky thrash with crazed guitar and a Hammond that needs to be sectioned.

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Slash fic. It's fabulous. Fans of the world, uniting in their love of this band or that band, imagining ficticious scenarios where band members love each other. In *that* way, oooh matron. We were going to call it 'Sinful'. In a list of 'sinful' things, I thought of slash fic.

So we decided to write a song about slash fic instead. Embrace your slashy self, people! You know you like it really.

"Ooooh, matron!"

Could be the singer or guitarist
The drummer with his sticks.
Mix 'em all up in a story, baby,
That's how we get our kicks.

Then we writes about it,
Stay up all nights about it,
Some even fights about it,
Everybody's writing that slash fic.
Slash fic, slash fic, slash fic....

Start 'em off on a hillside,
End 'em up in the bath,
Put a little frottage in there, baby,
Just for a laugh.

It could be a story about Graham,
Morrissey in the nude.
Throw in a Bernard Butler
Make 'em do something rude.