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when you step off the curb, you crush the pavement
fat mc?..thats a f***ing understatement, yeaaaa
Matter fact, I'll crush his face in and his family will be like that's a shame man
Stop all that gun talk about clapping me, you ain't packing heat
You don't walk you woddle (woddle) stunt double for happy feet
Your dope?..you'll never be, got no chance of murking me
he camps out over night to be 1st in line for burger king
I know you must be starving and that
But one more french fry; and you gona die man from a f***ing heart attack
I know this dudes in pain
He's so fat, he's got tomato ketchup running through his veins (mayneee!)
Don't come with that tough talk, I know you fronting
when he gets a boner, his dick pokes his stomach
you a dealer?..nah, here's the reason
only time you push weight is when you move your stomach to find your penis
guess why this man's vexed (why?)
cos his xxxl t's fit like he's wearing spandex
I can imagine him with his shirt off watching tellyyyy
Balancing a case of beer and a twinkie on his bellyyyy (no homo)
You're so foul
When this chubby f***a take a bath, the water says "f*** this" and jumps out
This phoneys dumb ..
When I said you're the best I've heard from boston ..thats cos you're the only one
And why am I gona fear you yo?!
You ain't mighty max, please, that cartoon died out years ago
When your name got brought up
i saw virgin was in it, so I knew it was either you or Order
is john good?..sorta
I only hail mary if I'm losing in madden in the last quarter
im'a immense fool
his fungers so chubby, he got'a type by poking the keboard with a pencil
you better run in despair
theres something bout mary ..he's so wack and got cum in his hair
he's moody, hope this f***as fed
i would say pick on some1 your own size, but big puns dead
Resemblance is uncanny
"Ayo mary's popping!", where?..i didn't hire a nanny
Don't come wit "yea, I could'a come better"
You're not battling me, youre battling your blood pressure

I'll tear this dudes to shreds
why'd you get premium? should'a got yourself a gym membership instead
you got no weapon drawn
and no fans, only time you'll see max signs is when you pass the restaurant
you're the dude we be laughing at
"you wana super size?" he looks @ em like "do I really need'a answer that?!
Come on man, you ain"t harming a thing
You rhymes need'a elevate like my arm in the sling
hope you don't mind dude, but..
just swollow your pride, wait ..your fat ass could swollow mine too
let's get grimey
this ain't halloween, so why you wearing a bed sheet? oh, it's a white t
mary say your grace
I would I'm twice the man you are, but we both know that ain't the case
You're just a damn novice
In this battle, you don't hold no weight, your ankles do, 300 pounds of it
online 24/7, and when we talk yo
what you doing? "I'm chilling" where you live, the north poleee?
Get on the biggest loser or a f***ing talk show
His legs squeak when he runs that's why hes got'a walk slowww
This man sucks, weighing like a damn truck
..only time he lifts weight is when he stands up
I laugh @ your fans
He's wearing hand me down clothes, whos your brother?..f***ing marshmallow man?
You're not gona advance dude
lay down, my nephew can use your stomach as a bouncy castle
Im'a higher-power, ask the diciples
John writes holy scriptures?..you got confused with the bible
if you win, you're a lucky MC
virgin?.. tell joseph you got f***ed by me