A song about Slayer owning those emo f***tards

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Well, emo sux, so yeah

8. Slayer is not Emo

My friend likes music, he likes it alot
Especially this new genre, that busted onto the scene-o
He insists that it is great, and all other music is not
He said it was great, this music called 'emo'

I found,while listening, the lyrics to be
passionate and well-written, like sung by Al Pacino
I asked if slayer was emo too, and he said to me
he said,"No, my good chap, Slayer is not emo"

"WHAT YOU SAY!?"

I totally flipped out I ripped off his head
I pointed his head south and drank the contents
I wiped my mouth of all the blood and bile
Its time to kill emo, And Gertner, Kyle!

[chorus:
Slayer - Is not emo
We'll maim and slaughter
and screamo
Everyone in our path is dead
Favorite pastime is cutting off heads
SLAYER!!!]

slayer - is not emo no no NO
we'll maim and slaughter
tusken raidahs
everyone in our path is struck by force lightning
favorite order is numbah 66
UNLIMITED SLAYAH!!!


"Screw emo!" I yelled, cause Im totally 1337
I took my friends body, made it into a seat
and proceeded to turn it into grinded meat
I sank my fingers into my chopped up feat

I made burgers out of all of his flesh-eh
and fed it to all wanting a taste of Leche
we all gormandized his insides, left nothing intact
While jamming out to slayer, WE WERE ON THE ATTACK!

[chorus]

I went and told kerry king about the news
That slayer was not considered emo to its crew
He got pissed as well and we went on a quest
to kill all the slayer-hating pests

We grabbed our axes, and split open heads
and gregariously laughed as the emo lay dead
and took all the corpses to put in a pile
to allow any wildlife to defile

[chorus]

solo [chorus'd background]

[chorus]

(chorus riff)
We stabbed, and wailed, shredded and beheaded
And we laughed at all those that dreaded
The day that they went against slayer
so if you wanna be the numba' one playa'

Swear off emo music or we'll killya'!
BOONDOK SAINTZ FIUK