America's (government is) fuckin crazy, eh?

America being crazy.

If there's gonna be a war,
it's gonna turn out wrong
You won't hear about it
in an LL Cool J song

Today's okay but tomorrow you'll be out of luck,
Let me tell 'bout it you army of one f***,

You're the army of none,
the army of bums,
the army losers,
the army of scum,
You're the army of pigs,
the army can drink my cum,

Can't think of what to say
you just take orders and obey,
Well if you're taking orders
you can wash my escalade

The ranks are filling fast,
join the army of my ass!

If there's gonna be a war
THEN AMERICA IS WRONG
You won't see it on CNN,
but you'll hear it in my song.

You're a pawn in their game
you got recruited well good luck,
Let me tell 'bout it you army of one f***,

You're the army of none,
the army of bums,
the army losers,
the army of scum,
You're the army of pigs,
the army can drink my cum,

Can't think of what to say
you just take orders and obey,
Well if you're taking orders
you can wash my escalade

The ranks are filling fast,
join the army of my ass!

If there's gonna be a war,
it's gonna turn out wrong
You won't hear on the radio
you'll just hear the bomb
itll f***en explode
then your whole life will suck,
Let me tell 'bout you army of one f***,

You're the army of none,
the army of bums,
the army losers,
the army of scum,
You're the army of pigs,
the army can drink my cum,

Can't think of what to say
you just take orders and obey,
Well if you're taking orders
you can wash my escalade

The ranks are filling fast,
join the army of my AAASSSSSS!