Just try not shakin' your butt to this one...

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I called this song TLC because when I wrote the music, to me it sounded
like a song the group TLC would do. The lyrics came together
probably quicker than they should have. Not much inspiration here
except shoo-be-dooing a little hottie.

On the town with my girlfriend
Hangin' down at the bar
My eyes were lookin' for some new love
They didn't have to look to far
Saw this hot little body
Wrapped up nice and tight
I wanna open up that present
Later on tonight

I know what you're gonna call me
I'm not sayin' that I'm right
I never said that my love would be fair
I'm not lookin' for someone to call me
When I don't come home at night
I don't need that kind of Tender Loving Care

I'm not talkin' 'bout no T-Boz
Or my wondering left eye
I like eatin me some Chili
Makes your toes curl up tight
That's not me on the G'tar
I'm to stuck on the base
I didn't ask if I could lick her
I just wanna see how she tastes

I know what you're gonna call me
I'm not sayin' that I'm right
I never said that my love would be fair
I'm not lookin' for someone to call me
When I don't come home at night
I don't need that kind of Tender Loving Care

My rides got one headlight
When she's got four on the floor
She's in the mood to race tonight
Raise her back side up some more
I know that I'm the driver
But I wanna drink another case
'Cause I know that I'm the winner
When I come in second place

I know what you're gonna call me
I'm not sayin' that I'm right
I never said that my love would be fair
I'm not lookin' for someone to call me
When I don't come home at night
I don't need that kind of Tender Loving Care