If you are a Buffet fan, then this is the song for you.

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I have a 5 gallon water bottle I keep by bed. Well everyday I throw my loose change in it. A couple of years ago I started calling it my Jamaican College Fund. So I thought what the heck I write a song about it.

Verse 1
I got a 5 gallon bottle I keep by my bed
That's where I throw my change before I rest my head
Well I scrimp and save
Sometimes I forget to shave
Savin' for Jamaican College Fund

Chorus:
I'll earn a master's degree just lying in the sun
A Phd drinking Morgan's rum
Summa cum laude
In Pina Coladas
Thanks to Jamaican College Fund

Verse 2
Well I'll major in Buffet
Do my Thesis on Bob Marley
Earn my masters degree in Kenny Chesney
Put the lime in the coconut
and drink it all up
Thanks to Jamaican College Fund

Verse 3
I'll be lying on the beach somewhere
Wind blowing in my hair
Wearing my cap and gown
Ordering another round
Opportunities they will abound
Thanks to Jamaican College Fund

Chorus:
I'll earn a master's degree just lying in the sun
A Phd drinking Morgan's rum
Summa cum laude
In Pina Coladas
Thanks to the Jamaican College Fund

Chorus:
I'll earn a master's degree just lying in the sun
A Phd drinking Morgan's rum
Summa cum laude
In Pina Coladas
Thanks to the Jamaican College Fund

Lead Break

Chorus:
I'll earn a master's degree just lying in the sun
A Phd drinking Morgan's rum
Summa cum laude
In Pina Coladas
Thanks to Jamaican College Fund

Chorus:
I'll earn a master's degree just lying in the sun
A Phd drinking Morgan's rum
Summa cum laude
In Pina Coladas
Thanks to Jamaican College Fund