This is an actual recording in the field of a large group of Dwarves working and playing.

I was wandering through the dark woods with my tape recorder to record the forest sounds, when I heard in the distance what at first sounded to me like a thousand demons practicing the darkest of incantations. I followed the sounds to a cave, and when i looked inside that cave, I saw fifty male dwarves mining and fifty female dwarves playing. It was a tremendous sight. I only wish the tape recorder was of higher quality, as this recording only captures a small fraction of the incredible sounds I heard that night.

After I finished recording, I suddenly awoke at the edge of the woods, and I've never been able to find that cave again. This song will haunt me for the rest of my life.

If there are any lyrics, they are in a tongue that I do not comprehend. If there are any folklore linguists out there, please contact me so that I can obtain a translation of these words.