classic olympia tune from 1980 or so

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no more real potato, it's all plastic now

Childhood has gone down the drain
Mr. Potato Head isn't even the same
If you can't trust him who can you trust
Mr Potato Head has bitten the dust

(he's a)
Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)
The spud's a dud
The spud's a dud

Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)

He can't cut the mustard with a homegrown tomato

His eyes don't fit in his ears
His ears they don't fit in his eyes
None of him fits in a real potato
Mr. Potato Head is just a pack of lies

(he's a)
Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)
The spud's a dud
The spud's a dud

Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)

Girls don't make passes at spuds that wear such stupid glasses

Have you seen what happened to Cootie?
Do you know what happened to Clue?
Has anybody told you about the Game of Life?
Well, don't let it happen to you!

(You'll be a)
Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)
The spud's a dud
The spud's a dud

Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)

I stuck him in my easy bake - he was never the same. It ruined him

Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)
The spud's a dud
The spud's a dud

Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)

Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)
The spud's a dud
he's a dud

(he's a)
Plastic Potato (Plastic Potato)

He's not even from Idaho he's from some place in New Jersey