A new venture with Mike of Wired Ascention and ASM Studios (Ambient Synth Music studios) and his awesome key work. Spacey, fast and thought provoking, this tune once finished, bought a whole story to mind, which is here for you all to read as well, i

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Neo Impulse Polyphonic Waved Assimilator.

A collaboration track with Mike of 'Wired Ascention' and 'Ambient Synth Music Studios' Fame..a man who can and did turn my potato into a wonderful and uplifting tune..cheers Bruv, this would have been nothing without You.

Ladies and gentleman step right up and enter the NEW way to travel. The Neo Impulse Waved Assimilator is on its way, due to open 3012


Well that was what the advert had said, but I couldn’t wait for another 2 years so I had volunteered as one of the many test subjects they needed to get this thing off the ground. So here I was, all ready to try it out, hoping that indeed it was different to the mainstream entertainment of today, especially as I had tried many of the world’s amusements because of my being an adrenaline junky and all were much the same these days. Yeah for sure there was that reopening of the retro park that so many used to visit way back in 2000 and before, but a whole load of people dressed in duck and mouse outfits, with a few rollercoaster’s for good measure was not really my thang.


I needed something real, something that would lift me from the edge of my seat, float me away to somewhere completely different and then sail me on back again in order to return to boring old 3010 and this waved assimilator thing sounded like just the job for me.


I had caught a hover bus to Heathrow space port and had been teleported to the moon’s Alpha base, from where all space flight left Earth well behind, but instead of boarding one of the usual space buses, I boarded a caterpillar along with the other 5 people who were also going to be guinea pigs for the day; I always wondered where that expression came from and as yet, I still don’t have a clue, what was a guinea pig. Of course I knew what a pig was, I had read about humans farming them for thousands of years, but these days, along with many other species which used to inhabit Earth, they were long extinct.


After a long and boring 10 minute journey, the cat arrived at the Neo Impulse moon building, it was huge! Or at least it was for just a company building. It seemed to cover half the moons dark side surface and even the Alpha base would have been dwarfed by this bad boy.


As we were led down the tube like hallways on moving floors by an NI2000 bot, which was absolute state of the art, I noticed that some of the others looked a little nervous and remember thinking, ‘what are you so nervous about?’ After all this was gonna be one serious rush if all I’d googled up on was anywhere near the truth and who cared if it still had to be tested a few times, but perhaps they weren’t here for the rush as I was, maybe they were here for what we were being paid to be these guinea pig things, after all 100,000 was a lot of credz


Finally a set of doors slid back as we approached them and I could see a huge circular table, which in turn, we all seated ourselves at. The hologram image was of a very pretty oriental lady and she immediately introduced herself as KIM and that we were required to sit this tutorial because of HAS (health and safety) stipulations. She rattled on for a few minutes about the medical implications that the Polyphonic Waved Assimilator raised, but as usual all this mundane stuff passed me right on by, instead I was wondering what was housed in the enormous dome I had seen when approaching the complex.


It wasn’t long before I found out!


A few moments later Kim had finished her chit chat and a circular door opened from its centre outwards in what seemed like the bottom half of crescent moons receding into the surrounding ring, which I have to say was strange considering all doors everywhere I’d been through were archway double doors, supposedly signifying the unity between earths peoples, like hands cupped around an orb; apparently being symbolic of Earth. Can’t say I saw much unity in the domicile block I lived in, but hey, Big Brother loves their mind games and all I cared about anyway, was the rush and here it was.


As the attendant strapped me into one of the thousands of shiny silver vertical pod’s that filled the enormous dome, I began to feel a little excited at the prospect of this awesome journey. A flick of a switch on my wrist controller was all it took for my clothes to retire and she then removed the band as well, to leave me completely naked and slightly red faced, or rather red bodied as medical research had proved way back; that when we are embarrassed, every piece of uncovered skin, except for feet and hands, would blush, along with the face, so at least I had learnt that something BB allowed us to know wasn’t a lie!


The door closed and thousands of tiny pins completely encased me within the pod, but they all only just touched the surface gently and I have to admit the slight tingling all over my bod felt great. Then a deep bass line began reverberating inside the shell, while like that of a huge keyboard, the pins began pressing different parts of me to the beat that was pounding inside ….my mind?...or was it inside the shell?


The tingle I had felt before started to change, as if from one pins pressure to another one’s, there seemed to be an electrical charge which ran between each point and the more music I could hear in my head, the more the electricity flowed across my body. With this came the feeling that I was no longer in that pod, in fact I didn’t feel like I was anywhere at all, or was it in fact real? I wasn’t anywhere!


My essence seemed to have left the building and I was no longer in that cumbersome carcass, I was everywhere and nowhere, all at the same time now….time? or even now? Mmm..did they exist either? I really didn’t know, nor care, because this was absolutely mental.. I was alone in space and flying all over the place, to the Sun in an instant, then floating above Jupiter, trying to miss Mercury as it sped through its orbit of the wonderful Sol. Then the next second I seemed to be soaring above Everest in the actual Earths atmosphere, which was amazing because in 3010, no-one went outside into the real air, we all lived inside, and had for at least 500 yrs, due to the fact that the sun was way to hot for anyone to live on the surface…this was unreal man, I was actually outside on Mother Earth, and then as I thought of all the places I would want to go, or be - Anywhere, anytime.. I was there!


What seemed really strange to me after my adventure was that given this option, I spent 90% of my time visiting places ON Earth, like that of the aforementioned Everest, and things like those beautiful Pyramids standing in all that sand and also that Great Wall in China. This obviously meant this Waved Assimilator could accommodate time travel too, because neither of these beautiful places I had read about on the sly in a book, which were banned now, existed anymore, and hadn’t for 100’s of years, ever since BB had decided each one took up valuable space which was needed for the solar power system that superheated our underground world.


And I have to say, this bad boy assimilator was a very bad one indeed, the Neo Impulse Polyphonic Waved Assimilator was the most serious rush I had encountered during my 110 year underground imprisonment in this planet we all called home. Of course I spent every penny they had paid me and more after it was opened in 3012, and that had included every penny I had saved for those two years waiting for it to do so…


Hope you enjoy the rush as much as I did!


Arny Bloit

Prime Minister of Under - England