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Heaven is a Hell of a Place
What if heaven turned out to be a big fun place? Our "reward" for behaving down here!
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About the song
Suppose all the people that lived a wild life on earth, used up that opportunity and those who behaved were in for a big party upstairs?
Lyrics
I lived all my lifetime, just trying to be good
doing all the things that, I thought that I should
I never took chances, or stayed out 'til dawn
then later in life, I was fully reborn
I wound up here in heaven, much to my surprise
At the gate stood St.Peter, with shades on his eyes
Then he stamped my hand, so I could get back in
as he said this to me with an unholy grin
(chorus 1.)
Up here in heaven, we party all night
With God as a bouncer, there's never a fight
We've got signs made of neon that light up the sky
to make us feel better for having to die
We've got dancing deciples, they're forming a train
and Elvis himself keeping us entertained
Up here a wild life is not a disgrace
I found out that heaven's, a hell of a place
Could this be the reason, only good die young
Though their life has just ended, good time's just begun
Place your bets on the table, give that wheel a spin
You'll be thankin' the Lord, for the day you got in
(chorus 2.)
Up here the dancers are angels at heart
and a beautiful body is God's work of art
We've got comics to make sure that nobody cries
We've even got moms baking their apple pies
You might think that a good life would not end this way
Did you think we'd be kneeling and having to pray
It's not always the "fast ones" that win in the race
I found out that heaven's, a hell of a place
I couldn't help wonder, 'bout those who lived wild
The ones who were trouble, since they were a child
So they were the "cool ones", that lived life and how
I'll bet we're much "cooler" than where they are now
(chorus 1.)
(chorus 2.)
doing all the things that, I thought that I should
I never took chances, or stayed out 'til dawn
then later in life, I was fully reborn
I wound up here in heaven, much to my surprise
At the gate stood St.Peter, with shades on his eyes
Then he stamped my hand, so I could get back in
as he said this to me with an unholy grin
(chorus 1.)
Up here in heaven, we party all night
With God as a bouncer, there's never a fight
We've got signs made of neon that light up the sky
to make us feel better for having to die
We've got dancing deciples, they're forming a train
and Elvis himself keeping us entertained
Up here a wild life is not a disgrace
I found out that heaven's, a hell of a place
Could this be the reason, only good die young
Though their life has just ended, good time's just begun
Place your bets on the table, give that wheel a spin
You'll be thankin' the Lord, for the day you got in
(chorus 2.)
Up here the dancers are angels at heart
and a beautiful body is God's work of art
We've got comics to make sure that nobody cries
We've even got moms baking their apple pies
You might think that a good life would not end this way
Did you think we'd be kneeling and having to pray
It's not always the "fast ones" that win in the race
I found out that heaven's, a hell of a place
I couldn't help wonder, 'bout those who lived wild
The ones who were trouble, since they were a child
So they were the "cool ones", that lived life and how
I'll bet we're much "cooler" than where they are now
(chorus 1.)
(chorus 2.)
