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Good Afternoon Earmixers, listeners and our friends in contemporary christian and gospel.

today we gather yet an 8th time in observance of honoring the horror, the intrigue, the mystery and the SUCK that is EARMIX!

now I hope you all had a good time this ear.

lets get this crap over with.

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first up, DJ BREN
... Overall this one is REALLY boring. + points. Bren is a weird man. *scream* Oh yeah, he also didnt follow the rule about including his mixer name... normally breaking rules isnt too big a deal... and in this case it wasnt. But yeah... next time... include name. Oh yeah again... the sequel. Bren Mixed the wrong song! TEH LOSER! *alarm* ok Im done.


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Next up...

erm... yeah... one of these guys... hmmm... gorveg. hiyo gorvie.
Gorviechev starts us off with a little castlevania peepants fusion.
Ear host's note. Gorveg ends his mix with a loud explosion, and then there is a lot of silence... and then right before ...*groan* the mix starts over there is a little peice of discarded audio at the tail of the silence. I look forward to more close encounters of the Cavity kind from gorveg.


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Ah, our only Ghosts and goblins mix. This one was a treat to listen to. treat treat treated.
to be a newb to ear is golden. To be shael riley, godfather of funny mixes, is golden. to be shael's groin is to look a lot like link you know. Shael starts us off with some very listeninable tunage. - points. he even went ahead and fixed the vox so it synched properly. - points. the End result was a lot funnier though ++ points.
sample quality throughout is pretty low + points.
overall a quality earmix.

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(hi) Hi (my name is link) Im John (im only 10 years old) I'm 21
I have brown eyes, and Im an aquarius. Will you marry me?

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next up .... we have the SAME SONG! but in ogg fileformat ... wtf? enter once please k thx.
Mae is hot. (plays a little bit of the casio part) Mae is hot. ( trick or treat part.) Mae is ... ... a hill-billy. ... ... this part is unlistenable like... for real... (scream)
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(yawn)
Whats next? ... erm...

It smells like reactorzero. ...Oh my god, that guitar solo is sooo bad ass, and the varied and dynamic vocals really add to this mix. The pro sounding percussion samples just sell this mix. any better and you'd be producing the next mary kate and ashley olsen christmas albulm. "im dreaming of a crack white chistmas" featuring such marvelous songs like "not a silent night "Chestnuts flowing from an open mouth, into the toilet." dreadful.

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(queen4aday)
How'd that get in there.
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time for vindkast.

-preggers? ... and vindkasts friend.
These rhymes are prett fly, and those rythms are absolutely terrible.the rapping is tight, and so well produced. No noise, must be a really good mic. I wonder how drunk Vind got him this time. preggers?
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they were called Dinosaucers!!

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(z-saber)
Our only beetlejuice mix. I know now that this isnt a midi rip we will get to that in a moment.
There is clipping all over this mix... absolutely horrid.
... overall a pretty solid first entry for ear. and features an amazing ending.(ending) Good jorb.
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Caleb kincaid starts us off with an amazing Mic solo. the lyrics are clever and had me rofling plenty.
I would like to state that he is absolutely right. it is not a midi rip if you use the real midi.
cause its just the midi. all around probably one of my grandmothers favorite earmixes since gorveg era ear 5. I know she likes this mix a lot when she starts yelling through the wall "Who are you talking to?! What is that noise?! Johnny, are you alright? Whats all that banging." Those are just other ways to say "I think this one is a winner."


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next up, we have ear's first official ultimate collaboration of doom.

well damn... this song is amazing ... really. i cant believe how much work went into this one. or how much work didnt go into it. There is some TIGHT ass gating. Like the type of gating that swings closed on your dog's tail as you leave you archrivals mansion after gettin your ass beat in a demonstration of his might.

um... yeah... TCK and Mythril nazgul everybody!!

(everyone gets laid tonight!) f*** YEAH!
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(some intsrumental.)

-I am happy to see the return of gorveg to ear as also I am to see reelmojo's Caleb kincaid come back,
I am happy to see everyone so active on the ear mailing list. Im sure mae loves all the attention.

damnit lets get this crap over with.

(boss)
lets get the newbs out of the way first.

-"Newest Newb" goes to Z-saber. Execrable work my boy.

-"Groiniest Newb" goes to shael. Absolutely wonderful. Keep the mixes coming.

-"Hottest Newb" goes to Mae... Mae is hot. I might make it a rule that my earmixers grow boobs and drink estrogen shakes from now on.

-"Longest Mix" goes to DJ bren. your audio-penis is inappropriately large.

-"Shortest Mix" goes to react0rzero geeze. Caleb almost didnt even enter ear, and his mix is still longer than yours.

-the "G-RVEG" award goes to ... TCK and Mythril Nazgul OH MY GOD! ...Gorveg, i know you are a master... but their approach is alien compared to your tried and troo audio destruction. I almost couldnt finish this one.

"Outside the Box" goes to Shael and Z-saber. there were 9 whole mixes and only four tracks. out of those 9 mixes, you guys managed to both mix songs no one else touched... Amazing... like really... what are the odds that even one of the songs would have got mixed once... but two songs only getting mixed once... haha...

alright time for the real meat and potatoes... po - tae - toes!

"Turd place" goes to Goveg- brilliant work young man.

"Secst Place" goes to Vindkast. preggers? that line about alf was inspired.

"Worst Place" Goes to TCK and Mythril Nazgul. First and already the best collaboration.

"Best Use of the Crux" goes to Gorveg and Shael. good Work boys.

and nest, Your "EAR Champion" for ear 8. Reel Mojo's caleb Kincaid with Earlate



and lastly,

Spirit of BEER goes to

Shael riley - teeth twelve teenager telephone ten tempurature tempt temple, television television treat treat treated.

Mae is hot!

TCK and Mythril Nazgul.

Caleb Kincaid

and DJ bren *scream - 3:58*


well thats it... effers.




beer 7 results to get Mae to go out with me to follow soon.

okay... its really over.