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Pigf***er
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Ed Shepp
2005
Five
Sun May 08, 2005
Electronic : Experimental Sounds
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Lyrics
You’re always such a nasty motherf***ing little bastard
And you always act exactly the same
And when I see you coming that’s the time when I start running
Cux you’re ‘bout as pleasant as a migraine

And that is why I changed your name

You’re as sour as a rotten watermelon, funky-smellin’
From a mold that grew on it in a rain
So now I’d like to tell you, ‘go to Hell,’ and, by the way,
As of today, this is your new name:

Pigf***er! That is your new name
Pigf***er! I wish you’d fall down a drain
Pigf***er! I’d like to disconnect your brain
Pigf***er! Pigf***er!

You think you’re Cinderella but you’re more like mozzarella
That’s been spoiled for 43 days
I’d rather have a rash inside my ass and smell like trash
Then ever have to look at your fact

(yep, that’s why)

I’d say you are a turd, but that’s an insult to the word
And even sh*** compared to you has got game (slam dunk!)
In short, you’re so disgusting, like a crusty, musty butt-thing
That I really had to change your name

Pigf***er! That is your new name
Pigf***er! You drive me f***ing insane!
Pigf***er! I wish you’d choke on some lo mein
Pigf***er! Pigf***er!

Pigf***er! That is your new name
Pigf***er! You’re like double reverse cocaine!
Pigf***er! You should've been a semen stain!
Pigf***er! Pigf***er!

(suweeeee!)
Pigf***er, get lost cux no one needs ya
(This part is gonna piss off the peeps at PETA!)
Why don't you just go f*** a pig and make it squeal
Squeal! Squeal!

You’re toxic guacamole filled with grody rotten poultry
Topped off with a crusty used Band-Aid
You smell like diarrhea from a cow with gonhorrea
Mixed with curdy bluebird turd marmalade
You're really such pollution that the only real solution is to shoot your ugly face into space
But for now, I must return to my original concern, and that is giving you your brand new name:

Pigf***er! That is your new name!
Pigf***er! Go get hit by a train!
Pigf***er! The sewer is your domain!
Pigf***er! Pigf***er!

Pigf***er! That is your new name!
Pigf***er! That will be your claim to fame!
Pigf***er! Your whole existence is a pain!
Pigf***er! Pigf***er!

Pigf***er! That is your new name!
Pigf***er! And you’ve got no one to blame!
Pigf***er! I’d like to shut down your mainframe
Pigf***er! Pigf***er!