dedicated to a very special friend

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well, one day i had a few friends round and i started strumming my guitar and sang "if you're feeling gay, don't delay, stick your cock up my ass" my friend jason filled in the rest of the lyrics and performed vocals on this track.

when youre feelin gay
please dont delay
stick your cock up my asss

i felt something slide my trousers down
someone said there piece would be brown
i turned around and what did i see
but a man with his cock as joyfull as can be

put ya penis in ma ass make that sh*** squelch like
grass
PEEEENNNNNNIIIISSSS

he moaned and moaned oh he did groan
to stick a cock up a guys ass
was surely the way to go

put ya penis in ma ass make that sh*** squelch like
grass
PEEEENNNNNNIIIISSSS

stick it up my brown eye make me feel hunged
jesus thats the stuff make me feel like a scruff
PEEEENNNNNNIIIISSSS
PEEEENNNNNNIIIISSSS
PEEEENNNNNNIIIISSSS

(lyrics by Jason English, first 3 lines by Gareth the Great)