Killed "DaReal" for Round 1 @ the Rapsheetz.net Audio Tournament

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Round 1 @ the Rapsheetz.net Audio Tournament.

*Intro*
*keyboard typing*
Let's see, round 1... who the f*** am I battling...
*keyboard typing*
Da real? wtf... Da Oh No Kid?? What kinda gay sh*** is that?
More like Da No Flow kid ya f***in faggot...

*X Chromosome*
Yo, lemme let everyone know for a fact
that I listened to his soundclick and.. umm he's wack (LOL)
So kats call you the "oh-no-kid" when ya "rip it" (Check out his main soundclick page)
*farts* Your farts smell that bad huh? Just zip it
He tried to bring "fire to the table", how'd it turn out
Even with legend on the track ya "still burned out" (Him and Legend collabed on that track)
Your tracks are filled with punches that nobody gets
No wonder you lose so much you f***in faggot
Stop sayin that you're real, cuz everybody knows
that you're about as "fake" as "Michael Jackson's nose"
Why the f*** are you rappin kid, god you're dumb
It doesn't take "Sick Tacticks" to "know that I won" (He figured I would win)
The only way you "takin X" is if you "dealin in drugs"
And if you got some X, let me have some (LOL)
I know I'm the best, better than the rest
Kat knows hes dead cuz I got em "seein X" (like the cartoon characters)
*Oh noooo* What? Is Dareal comin here?
Kids got a nick rap fans yell in fear (Oh nooo is his nick)
Cuz no one wants to "hear" his "shit flow"
S'like "eavesdropping" sh*** comin out his ass ho
You MUST be "trippin" if you "takin X"
Cuz you got more kats "noddin off" than "Break Ya F***in Neck"
Is it just me or do Canadians sound the SAME (BROINKER)
Shitty, lame, and need to stop the rap game
Farthest you've ever gone is round f***in two? (LOL)
Screw that, even Broinker does better than YOU
Shit, I'd pay money to see you battle him
First to say something we understand gets the win (Who understands these kats?)
Quit lyin kid start confessin
This rapsheetz contestant spits more "bullshit" than "cow intestines"
Throwin more "bricks" than "Shaq at free throws"
You "suck more dick" than "Chinese hoes"
You're on your "last lifeline" bi***, "call a f***in friend"
Cuz for you, round one is just a dead end

*Outro*
Ya'll better not worry what happens after the tourny cuz
X marks the spot where da real is buried (DAMN)