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Snails Ho!
A lighthearted tune about trippin' down the road at festival!
Take charge
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» highest in charts: # 423 (126,812 songs currently listed in Acoustic)
» highest in sub-genre: # 40 (10,311 songs currently listed in Acoustic > Folk) » today's position in sub-genre: # 360 in Folk
» highest in sub-genre: # 40 (10,311 songs currently listed in Acoustic > Folk) » today's position in sub-genre: # 360 in Folk
About the song
This is also affectionately called the "nipple ring song" by some... it is a tune about our experiences at PSG...
Credits:
Beltana-Lyrics/Vocals
Joe Credit III-Mandolin
Papa Joe-Bass
PapaWee/Johnny/Andrew/Papa Joe-
"Skinhead Choir"
Purchase acousticnakedladyland at: http://www.beltana.us
Credits:
Beltana-Lyrics/Vocals
Joe Credit III-Mandolin
Papa Joe-Bass
PapaWee/Johnny/Andrew/Papa Joe-
"Skinhead Choir"
Purchase acousticnakedladyland at: http://www.beltana.us
Lyrics
Oy! Oy! Oy!
Well the Snails took off down vendors row
On a sunny sensational summers day
We slithered along into the pagan towne
Into PSG from F2K
We were on vacation or so it seemed
Till we were sucked into the morning meeting at the towne green
Oh well, that’s okay,
Cause we were up from the night before anyway!
Ch.
Beautiful sun and welcome rain
My family is back together again
Violins cry and whippoorwills sing
But the faeries took off with my nipple rings!
We got the Moonowl howl and the double crab crawl
Blueberry meade hey we got it all
We got a Kittin and a Blinky Dog too
Jump on the pagan wagon do a titty floot too
There were lovers from the tea party on the brink
Enjoying carnal knowledge on the porta potty sink
Too much punch a missing bottle of Crown
Let’s all get down and do the turtle mound pound
Ch.
There’s a ferocious fire-breathing silver dragon on the loose
With a fuzzy bunny tail for a caboose
As he circles the firepit
He’s spewing metaphysical and intellectual wit
There were f***in' fuzzy bunnies bouncing everywhere
So I got right up from my broken chair
Snails Ho! Into the pagan towne…
Let’s have some more meade and groove with Green Crown!
Ch.
Yeah...
Ch.
Why would the faeries do such a terrible thing?
The little bastards stole my nipple rings…
Oy!
Well the Snails took off down vendors row
On a sunny sensational summers day
We slithered along into the pagan towne
Into PSG from F2K
We were on vacation or so it seemed
Till we were sucked into the morning meeting at the towne green
Oh well, that’s okay,
Cause we were up from the night before anyway!
Ch.
Beautiful sun and welcome rain
My family is back together again
Violins cry and whippoorwills sing
But the faeries took off with my nipple rings!
We got the Moonowl howl and the double crab crawl
Blueberry meade hey we got it all
We got a Kittin and a Blinky Dog too
Jump on the pagan wagon do a titty floot too
There were lovers from the tea party on the brink
Enjoying carnal knowledge on the porta potty sink
Too much punch a missing bottle of Crown
Let’s all get down and do the turtle mound pound
Ch.
There’s a ferocious fire-breathing silver dragon on the loose
With a fuzzy bunny tail for a caboose
As he circles the firepit
He’s spewing metaphysical and intellectual wit
There were f***in' fuzzy bunnies bouncing everywhere
So I got right up from my broken chair
Snails Ho! Into the pagan towne…
Let’s have some more meade and groove with Green Crown!
Ch.
Yeah...
Ch.
Why would the faeries do such a terrible thing?
The little bastards stole my nipple rings…
Oy!
