An invitation to the christmas banquet at my school.

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includes a parody of relient k at the end

some of the jokes are rather personal, so it probably wouldn't make sense even if I explained it to you

also, I attend a bible school, hence the final verse (which is a parody of relient k - sadie hawkins dance, for those who don't know)

DEWers -> Discover Emmaus Weekend, a time when potential students visit. DEWers are the visiters.

This song is basically thrown together in a week, and recorded in one day. The harmonies are a little off in places.

remember that weekend when the dewers came?
and we spent the whole time playing tag on AIM?
I went to the coffee shop and you weren't there
so, like a hermit, I went back into my lair

bridge
I know they are teasing you about me
well, they are teasing me too
But it would be really fun
if I could go to the banquet with you

chorus
This is something that I won't regret
come with me to the winter banquet
this will be a night you won't forget
we'll have fun at the winter banquet

post chorus
doot di doo (x8)

I spent an hour viewing pictures of your face
when I was stalking you on myspace
no I'm not as bad as joseph dunn,
we had a stalking contest and he won

post chorus
you win some, you lose some I guess
I'm not even kidding you

sitting next to you in class
you're such a distraction
just kidding that's a joke, I'm sure I'll pass
I just wanted your reaction

break in pace

new bridge
I scanned the cafeteria for some good seating
I found a good spot by the bible majors eating
They asked me if read the daily reading
I said I read it during the chapel meeting
and since they didn't find that comment too funny
I took off down the only hall running
only to get stopped by a girl so stunning
only to get stopped by a girl so stunning