All the motorcycle songs seem to be from the men's point of view. Well, it's time to hear about it from the biker chick's perspective.

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Been hearing this for years...

He's short and grey and balding, ugly and fat
Talks about this and he imagines that
And when we go out he eats like a pig
I love him for his BIG-- motorcycle

He knows that next to other guys he can't compete
That he's just an average Joe-on-the-street
It wouldn't even help him if he wore a wig
That's why he's got a BIG-- motorcycle

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'Cause he's got a big one
Yeah, he's got a big one
A really really really really BIG-- motorcycle

A black leather jacket to cover his gut
Boasts so much he's prob'ly got a small you-know-what
I admit that what excites me is only his rig
I want him for his BIG-- motorcycle

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