A comeback for all those whiney-babies. Now you've got something to say to them.

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Old boyfriends inspired this, as well as general complainers and most drunks.

You've got stories to tell
And you want me to listen
But you know I've heard it all before
There's a lesson in life
That it looks like you're missin'
So I'll stop you now-- don't say any more

You think life has been hard
And you've never been dealt aces
But you gotta play the hand you draw
And you know it's the same
In so many different places
That it's sort of like a universal law

(Chorus)
I don't wanna hear you whinin'
Any time you talk at all
Dial 1-800- Wah-Wah-Wah
They are waiting for your call.

Listen up, this is real
If you want my attention
Tink of something positive to say
We can take the next step
To another dimension
Or you can keep on wallowin' this way

(Chorus)