'A Humorous Look At That Male Bonding Thing In Our Boyhood Times!'

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“A Humorous Sort Of A Way Of That Boyhood Bonding Thing And How Strong It Can Be!" ... Ha, Ha!

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MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND
(And I Sure Do Miss Him)
Artist: Wayne Carter


MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND
AND I SURE DO MISS HIM
ALL THE THINGS WE USED TO DO
FROM COTTON FIELDS TO FISHIN’

THE WATERMELON THAT WE STOLE
IT TURNED OUT TO BE ROTTEN
THE GASOLINE FROM FARMER BROWN
THOSE THINGS I’VE NOT FORGOTTEN

THE MIDNIGHT SHOWS AND DRAGGING MAIN STREET
COFFEE DOWN ON ELM
MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND
AND I SURE DO MISS HIM

Coda

MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND
HE DIDN’T EVEN CALL ME
I WOULD HAVE LOANED HIM MY OLD CAR
LET HIM HAVE SOME MONEY

BUT NOW HE’S GONE AND HERE I AM
LIFE’S NEVER BEEN SO DIM
MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND
AND I SURE DO MISS HIM
MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH MY BEST FRIEND
LORD I SURE DO MISS HIM

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“A Humorous Sort Of A Way Of That Boyhood Bonding Thing And How Strong It Can Be!" ... Ha, Ha!