Censored version of JUST MY LUCK

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A love song about bangin some ugly chick and getting stuck with the bi***.

Once upon a time,
You were lookin’ mighty fine.
I delivered a cheap line so you’d notice me.
Ya slapped me ‘cross the face.
And you soaked me down with mace,
Jumped on my CENSORED case and assaulted me.
I had to write this song,
Cuz ya took e’rythin’ wrong
Wasn’t only your throng that enchanted me.
You wanted a romance,
I wanted down your pants.
I did my mating dance and you insulted me.

Just my luck.
That’s the way IT ends up going for me. Yeah!
Just my luck
What ever can go wrong will go wrong for me.

Ya may not think its right,
but once in the day light,
I was a different sight and it frightened me.
I couldn’t friggin’ wait,
Already sealed my date,
Now your period is late! Are you sure it was me?
Finally got my way,
And on our wedding day,
Didn’t know what to say so you elbowed me.
You said I got between your legs and
Now I fertilized your eggs.
It’s time to wish and beg that you murder me.

Just my luck.
That’s the way IT ends up going for me.
Just my luck
What ever can go wrong will go wrong for me.
Just my luck.
That’s the way IT ends up going for me.
WHAT THE CENSORED!!!!
What ever can go wrong will go wrong for me.


JUST MY LUCK!