Mend My PC - parody to "Under the Sea" from Disney's "The Little Mermaid"

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I think the lyric is self-explanatory

De C drive it fills up faster
If you got ADSL
You downloading lots of good stuff
You downloading crap as well
You don't need all that you're keeping
But you still downloading more
The computer it stop working
That's when you knock at my door

Mend my PC, mend my PC
I is not joking, damn ting is broken
Fix it for me
Now it is saying lots of bull
What does it mean: my hard drive full
Here's what you do, mon - put in a new one
Mend my PC

You taken apart your hard disk
To see if dere's more free space
You lost de screws from de hard disk
Now it needs to be replace
De new one dey send it hard up
You do not know where to put
One day when de ting don't start up
De boot's on de other foot

Mend my PC, mend my PC
'Cause I'm unable to plug in a cable
Do it for me
Don't make me feel that I'm a jerk
Just mend my PC and make it work
I has been suckered - yes it is buggered
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
I have been striving to put a new drive in
So fruilessly (fruitlessly-ee-ee-ee)
Plug in de cable I got here
Dere on de table is your beer
Stop wit' your smirking - just get it working
Mend my PC

De hard disk it stop
De floppy disk flop
De cooling fan hot
De mem'ry forgot
De PCI fry
De CPU too
De mouse in de house it moan
De CD don't ROM
De cable is gone
De monitor dead
D drive lost his head
De sound card come out
De boot is kaputt
And oh, dat fuse has blown!

Yeah, mend my PC
Mend my PC
When the C-drive come back a-live
It's music to me (music is to me)
I hear dat spinning, whining sound
I know de hard disk going round
Turn de machine on - oh look de screen on
Mend my PC
Now it is booting - de 'puter's computing
Mend my PC
Now we is rocking, it's time to log in
Come on you loser, type in de user
Time to start cheering and go get the beer in
Mended PC