Some go through great lengths to defy the laws of physics while dressing. However, gravity sometimes can be a cruel practical joker..

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This one was written at the same time as the Format Sea suite, just as a change of pace.

What started out as a simple programmed piece became an exercise in telling a story with various sound effects.

I think I steer clear of needing the parental advisory on this one, but am erring on the side of caution by marking it off.

Samples (from Freesound):

29810__stomachache__5 / Author Stomachache
18171__Jake_Williams__footsteps_upstairs_hard_floor_indoors
691__memexikon__jawharp
33417__acclivity__CyclistPedalling
27882__Stickinthemud__Bike_Horn_double_toot
33675__pauliep83__crash
26372__acclivity__HighHeelsWendySlow
01_18624 Walter Odington ripping
19742__Freed__POW07_E01_Voice
26370__acclivity__HighHeelsVanessaSlow
33939__scarbelly25__Breathing
4053__NoiseCollector__female_hello
16453__kkz__Crushed_Drums
22734__Charel_Sytze__geluid_5.13

I think I got them all. Any omissions are done out of absent-mindedness, not malice.