'I'm the reason women turn lesbian...'

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Somebody had to do it.

I am man now hear me snore
My belly’s too big to ignore
And I like to go out drinkin with my friends
'cause I've done it all before
Crawling drunk down on the floor
And I just can’t keep my dinner down again

Oh yes I’m a guy
hungover full of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
look how much weight I’ve gained
If I have to, I can drink anything
I smell strong (strong)
I have no principles (principles)
I am man

You can never overpour me
And I’ll drink til you don’t bore me
Lost my truck after that final field goal
And I’m smellin’ even stronger
Got viagra to make it longer
'cause you wanted it much deeper in your hole

Oh yes I'm a guy
My friends are all insane
half of them are high
My underwear is stained
I'm the reason women turn lesbian
I smell strong (strong)
I have no principles (principles)
I am Man

I am man watch my gut grow
See the fungus between my toes
And I usually just go home and use my hand
But now you’ve got an embryo
So it’s time for me to go
And live down by the river in my van

Oh yes I’m a guy
My zipper hides my brain
My heart is made of ice
My jokes are always lame
I can bullshit, about just anything
I smell strong (strong)
I have no principles (principles)
I am man

Oh I am man