Come here my little Gummy Bear

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Johnny's brother-in-law was telling him about a comedian he saw who was bagging on country music song titles. He said they all have titles like "Cancel That Dental Appointment In The Morning 'Cause I'm Knocking Your Teeth Out Tonight"...and Johnny said...hot damn, that IS a good title for a song!!

Last night we got in a tussle
We had us quite a fight
I still maintain that you were wrong
And I, I was right

So cancel your dental appointment in the morning
Cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight
Don’t go to the dentist in the mornin’ darlin’
Cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight

Out tonight, Out tonight
I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight
Just cancel that dentist in mornin’ baby
Cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight

When I was just a young fella
My future looked oh so ever bright
And then as luck would have it
I met you on that ill-fated night

Now the incisors, bicuspids and the molars
Are rattlin’ around on our trailer floor
I told you once and I told you twice
And I ain’t tellin’ you no more

Well, as it turned out, I discovered that a woman with no teeth can be very, very appealing …so after I came to my senses, I swept my little darlin’ up in my arms and I said “mmm..come here my little gummy bear”

Out tonight, out tonight
I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight
We can live happy forever, sugar darlin'
When I knock all yer teeth out tonight

Out tonight, out tonight
I’m knockin’ them teeth out tonight
Just cancel that dental appointment in the mornin’ 'cause I’m knockin’ yer teeth out tonight