What if Eileen Dover, Ben Dover, Mike Hunt, Mona Lot, Oliver Closeoff, and Heywood Jablomie all showed up at the same restaurant??

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Jerry Nelson, Marti, and Johnny were drunk at La Fiesta restaurant when Nelson put his name in as "Heywood Jablomie".....

I went down to the res tau rant, to get me somethin’ ta eat
They wanted me to give my name before they'd give me a seat
Just right then my brother came in, he had somethin’ ta show me
I told that girl, table for two, for Mr. Jablomie

I told the gal that she was cute cause she was lookin’ good
Let me introduce myself, they call me Heywood
And this here’s my twin brother, we’re from Albania
His name is Dew but we call him Wood cause he’s got dyslexia

Heywood Jablomie and Wood Jabalomie
I shook her hand, I said I’m your man, Heywood Jablomie

Well we waited and waited and waited some more
For them to call our name…
We sat there in the lobby, playin’ the waitin’ game

They called for Mr. Handy, Mr. Dick B. Handy
They wanted Mr. Johnson, Mr. Big Harry Johnson
They yelled Mr. McCann, Mr. Philip McCann
Then in walked Eileen Dover with her little her brother Ben

They wanted Amanda Hugginkiss then called for Hugh Jass
They said Ivana Tinkle gave a table to Winsom Cash
The busboy’s name was Juan, his last name was Anomee
But no one in that f***in' place would say Heywood Jablomie


(background…..party of six for Mr. Closeoff….Mr. Oliver Closeoff…
We have a table for Ms. Lott, Ms. Mona Lott….Mr. Jack Mehoff, Mr. Hunt, Mr. Mike Hunt….) HEY… When am I gonna get a table….. (sir have you put your name in?) HEYWOOD JABLOMIE !!!! (Sir….if you have a problem you can speak with our manager, Mr. Phil McCrackin, but you DON’T have get rude about it)….that’s it….I’m eatin' at McDonalds…..