Everybody knows one (or two for that matter). You can only be offended by it if you are one!

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I had a problem with someone and I couldn't reason with her so I resolved it in a song. I feel much better now!

Crazy bi***

Never argue with a crazy bi***
Only adding fuel to the fire
Don't disagree just nod your head
She'll say that you're a two faced liar
And disregard the temptation
To argue though it may be hard
If you slip then she'll unleash her wrath
and you'll lose no matter how right you are

Bite your tongue she's a crazy bi***
A bomb ready to explode
Don't say a thing just nod your head
Unless you want her to unload

Never argue with a crazy bi***
She'll get you when your back is turned
A skewer in your vertebrae
Another hard lesson learned
With the masterful thrust of a matador
She tries to bring the bull to his knees
But the bull will survive if he doesn't charge
No matter how enticing the tease

If you think she's unstable
Don't sit at the table
Slowly back out of her way
A nasty little snake is harmless
If you don't give it the time of day