You can't polish a turd!

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This song is about Road Rage! get out of my way you buttholes!
Actually there was a real nerdy guy In the neighborhood, and his dad owned a car dealership. So of course he had all the sweet rides.DICK

Drivin' Fast my foot on the gas
another slopoke i'm trying to pass
well take the wheel and drop in low
rev' it up i'm ready to go
lookin' hard as I go by..Yeah TOUGH GUY! HA

Passing by I give him the bird
looking at me he's a nerd
well 4 eyes says come on by
hit the brakes and let's me fly
I said, "Hey man, Spread the word, you can't polish a turd!"

if i had wings this thing could fly
big fish tales in the sky
people thinkin' "whats that sound?"
4 slick wheels leavin' the ground
man like that things be great
traffic james,never late
gotta go! gotta go now VROOM! VROOM VROOM