Round 1 of Punchline Kings' Proceed With Caution Audio Tournament

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You can spit without a beat I start the song off beat free
And eat Free like I was Canibus in a dream

I’m so loco I’ll smash ya ass in motion
Like guards I’m coastin’ and boastin’ how you lack mativotion

Or motivation whatever, I’m better than ever I’m clever
Never ever defeated whenever, wherever

Whatever the weather rain or storm
Bring the pain on no matter what day I’m on, cause I always master the song

I can rhyme like you with f***ed up flow and almost rhyme
Because after a long ass time I’m off beat but I still say toe

F*** that, like Bill Clinton I’m leavin’ stains
And soon on ya teeth I’ma tattoo my name

The name’s Phil Osophy, no hope of stoppin’ me
It’s hip-hop democracy, I call it hypocrisy

And toxically I poison your mind
With venomous rhymes written masterfully in these tenuous times

As I intertwine lyrics and production like a vine
I read your rhymes backwards like I was behind enemy lines

You live in infamy cause you got it in fa’ me
You rhymes aren’t fatal their fetal, they’re still in their infancy

You’re a girl you ain’t Infamister, you Infamiss
Only if followed by dick, could out your mouth come a diss

Don’t miss the next rhyme I perform
“Phil’s f***in’ me up so hard I forgot what beat I’m on”

At least I ain’t chickenshit to say where I’m from so
You probably reppin’ westside tough streets, Ontario

Yo, you fart vanilla yeah that’s right
I fart chocolate cause I don’t get cum up my ass every night

I got more punchlines than Kool-Aid at the DMV
And then you’ll the score, 0-you, 32-me