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I would love you if you were a scaley salamander
if you were a cat and I were allergic to dander
if you were an elephant
who only knew of detrement
standing on the parch-a-ment
cuz no one wants your government

If I ran a thousand miles to see you would you get it?
Was my Sea Cliffs song about you eerily prophetic?
If our kids are not alright
if they turn out over-ripe
if they keep us up all night
cuz their eyes flap like butterflies
we can leave, go down the shore
spend our winters warm indoors
I will be your troubador
when you walk to the corner store

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, there's enough to go around
Julie, Julie, Julie, turn that frown right upside down
in the park when leaves do fall
on the 'Pike when my car stalls
when we meet up at the mall
please look hard cuz I'm not that tall
I will write when I'm away
keep my phone on night and day
pretend that I'm really gay
so mom is shocked on wedding day