I felt like taking a break from all this intense stuff I've been making as of late, and flip a comedic track basically for laughs. Beat produced by E-Motion-L.

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Jaiz
Say No To Drugs

Whoa man the world's a blur/
I love the way this room likes to move and turn/
Spinning back and forth from side to side/
Similiar to the way y'all like to ride/
Your boss's dick from 9 to 5/
And that's why you need to clock in high/
Give me another line I need to concentrate/
On which ugly chick I'm gonna nominate/
To f*** tonight cause I couldn't get a hot date/
Unless she connected to my page on myspace/
Cause I'm hot on the net making me believe/
The web community's taking ecstacy/
Tell me why am I listening/
To Britney while whacking off with hydroglycerine?/
It's either because/
I'm insane in the brain or these drugs/

(Chorus)
I am so f*** ed up I'm caressing my nuts/
With a razor blade/
So say no to drugs/
Unless you wanna do the same thing/

What's up mom do ya like my song?/
Hello, you gonna talk?/
Ohhh your my wall.. f*** /
What's with these roaches up my butt?/
Y'all can't be my lovers/
I'm wearing a chasisty ring like the Jonas Brothers/
I'm waiting till I'm married b/
But I'm having butt sex wit this f** g/
Wait no I'm f*** ing a donut/
Sweet it only cost me 2 bucks/
My bad it's a girl I dated/
That went lez and kissed a girl named Katy/
Perry so in a way/
I kissed Katy too but I'm gettin' no royalties/
When I'm done this acid hit/
I'm gonna get a lawyer and sue that b*** /
I'm just kiddin' I'm crushing on her/
Like Rosie O' Donnel on a tiny girl/
Yo I gotta drop the mic/
Or I just might swallow my tongue tonight/

(Chorus)
I am so f*** ed up I'm caressing my nuts/
With a razor blade/
So say no to drugs/
Unless you wanna do the same thing/

Ya know what's sad I really don't do drugs/
But when I was born I was dropped on the floor
because/
I was smacking around the doctor/
Cause I didn't wanna be pulled out of my momma/
So I just tell people I'm high/
When I try to deliver my best pickup lines/
To patients in a f*** in mental ward/
And I superglue my dick to my nuts when I'm bored/
Cause I wanna be safe don't want to impregnate/
Some girl who says "I want you to take/
A DNA test on the Maury Show"/
So I just masturbate when I'm horny yo/
When I step into a club and I bust a move/
It looks so damn bad I just gotta use/
Drugs as my excuse when you do dumb sh** /
And ya piss people off just tell em' this/

I'm high (laughing)
Either that or you can tell em'

(Chorus)
I am so f*** ed up I'm caressing my nuts/
With a razor blade/
So say no to drugs/
Unless you wanna do the same thing/